have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
