brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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