weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You smell like stripper and shame
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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