Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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