i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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