Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize