I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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