My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I looked at my own cervix.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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