We should be called the Road Head Warriors
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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