we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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