im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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