I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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