In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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