He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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