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you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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