all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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