The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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