Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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