It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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