just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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