so that wasnt chicken after all
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
foreskin is a definite game changer
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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