sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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