i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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