Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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