Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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