so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dicks are not precious.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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