Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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