normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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