Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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