Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
There are leaves in my underwear?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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