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(740): View more from Ohio

Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night

(631): View more from New York

U should. Its a good ice breaker

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?

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(315): View more from New York

Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.

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