I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
