Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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