just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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