Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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