i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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