i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Sorry about my life...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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