Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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