I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I think a kid would responsible me up
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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