Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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