I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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