Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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