Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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