I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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