Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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