we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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