He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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