i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
only you would photoshop your dick
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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