I CAN MOONWALK!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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