He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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