omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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