I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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