i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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