i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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