I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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